thorinsexenshield:

spn-dw-sh:

watchtheskytonight:

runaeveena:

is he from star wars?

eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA

I’m sorry but are we not going to point out that a 6 year old knows Hannibal…

why does a 6 year old know who Hannibal is? This actually really bothers me…

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heyfunniest:

i love sloths

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sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

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my conversation with my mare while i rode her today:

lezachusetts:

  • excuse me i did not ask you to do that
  • that’s a fucking tractor, you’ve seen one before
  • can u not
  • i swear to god if you don’t bend your head
  • we are not going over that cross rail right now 
  • i know you’re in heat but that other mare will not mate with you so stop whinnying at her
  • that car horn also will not mate with you
  • can u calm the fuck down please and thanks

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vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

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sheis-theslayer:

Did you reblog this for me.


snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

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